'Where is my food why is this taking so long' Maybe it is the fact that we are busy; you are not the only people here. Your food is made to order, it'll be out as soon as it's ready. We can't skip other people's orders to get yours out faster.
'I am going to bring my 98398 kids in and let them ruin your restaurant and disturb the other customers'
'Oh I know you sent the order through already but I would like to add more stuff and could you change that is that fine oh I don't care that it costs more just change it'
'I am going to be really rude to you for no reason'
'Yes I am going to try to cheat you out of making money by adding toppings to a hot dog that is supposed to be plain hahah'
also in regards to the rude family that came in yesterday; don’t come up and ask me where your order of fries in when you KNOW that you didn’t order it. i took your order, i had the ticket, you never ordered a side of fries…you are fooling no one
i hate when parents let their children act insane in restaurants and think nothing of it, not to mention when they leave a giant mess on the table and think it is perfectly fine…i hate to sound mean when i say that but the least you could do is pick up the extra trash on your table (especially in a restaurant where you are expected to throw away your own trash!!) and try to hush your screaming four-year old instead of letting them treat the whole place like a play area. i myself work in a restaurant and it’s bad when i have to go and clean a table and i become nauseous at the sight of it…why do parents let their children destroy the restaurant? if i acted like that when i was younger and in a restaurant i would get my ass whooped. it might not seem like much when you leave a disastrous mess, but think of the people who have to clean up your used forks and soggy napkins and piles of french fries off the floor. that is really the only thing i hate about my job.